Sesame Street represent!

so me and oj were coolin at his studio a few weeks ago right. let me tell you, it's a surreal experience watchin some breezy get her cooter licked on with dudes in the background chillin and bullshittin, eating ham sammiches and the like.

anyway, he own a production studio that centers around porn on internet television. walked in and BAM! i got a pair of titties starin me in the eye. later on, we're chillin in the background during the vanessa and marie luv show, where we see some chick's business card. it read directly as follows:

JANE DOE(forgot her name)
modeling - promotions - massage

PUMP YO BRAKES. did this bitch just put "massage" after modeling and promotions???

at that exact moment, oj busted out into song.

"one of these things, is not like the otherrrrrrr, one of these things, doesn't beloooooooooong..."

i damn near died laughing.